Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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