The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
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You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
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my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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