Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
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