What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
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Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
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I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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