I cockslap morals
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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