don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
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Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
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A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
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