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Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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