So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
its not stalking. its research.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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