I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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