i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
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she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
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Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Randomize