great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
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You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
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He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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