Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
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Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
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I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
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