Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
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Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
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I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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