You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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