? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
no. you can't hotbox the world.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
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