Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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