if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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