He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
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Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
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The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
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