I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
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All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
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I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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