i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
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He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
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I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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