Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.