did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
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.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
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He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.