I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
im holly from the hills drunk
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
She made me pour olive oil on her.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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