Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
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