Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
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I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
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Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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