why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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