I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
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Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
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I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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