I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Do plants get herpes?
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