Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I have already put on my inside pants.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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