Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
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Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
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To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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