i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
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Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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