try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
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I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
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STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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