Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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