THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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