I feel like abortions should bother me more
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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