She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
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Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
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according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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