Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
he puts the penis in happiness.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
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guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
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Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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