And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
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No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
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I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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