If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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