Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
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I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
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Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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