Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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