There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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