I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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