They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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