are you still at the devil's house?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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