what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
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It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
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I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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