We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
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Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
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I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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