You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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