just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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