super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
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There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
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We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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