If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
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