nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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