He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
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I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
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Those nachos came to me in a dream
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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