around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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